Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Mozart The Iguana Loses Penis No. 1

Zoo officials at the Aquatopia in Antwerp, Belgium have cut off (feeling the pain) the penis (did he say penis?) of Mozart the iguana after determining that his permanent erection (what's that? oh yeah, priapism) was too uncomfortable and made it difficult for the reptile to walk (what, he can't walk on five legs?).

The iguana had been suffering from a permanent case of priapism for a week when officials called in experts to help decide what to do.

Officials at the zoo made the decision to remove the iguana's "thingy" after consulting with the experts and veterinarians.

Mozart is expected to make a full recovery. Plus, he has his spare penis (no, I'm not kidding) to rely on.

Labels: Amputee, Antwerp, Aquatopia Zoo, Beligum, Iguana, Mozart, Priapism

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