Boston Shut Down By Idiotic Marketing Campaign Criminals

Now I will editorialize:

Turner need to be held accountable for this enormous fiasco. What happened today in Boston was no mistake or blunder.

It was terrorism, no question about it and they should be punished, especially since they did not alert city or police officials.

So that I can calm down, I am going to create a scenario of the hatching of this stupid and nefarious marketing campaign.

Imagine having been a "fly on the wall" when the folks at the Cartoon Network responsible for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force sat down to discuss the plan to promote the show.

"Hey guys, I know what we can do. Let's place suspicious-looking packages under bridges and near medical centers all over Boston, and when the bomb squads open them up, or blow up, and they see they are just the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, we'll get lots of press because the terror alert will go up and everyone will be talking about it."

Superior: "Yeah good idea!"
Everyone else in the room: "Umm, ok, I guess."
Superior: "Bully, get to work!"

Criminal idiots! Did they pass on the campaign idea to the legal department for clearance first?

They should all lose their jobs and be charged with criminal mischief and obstruction of justice, and be forced to pay back the city of Boston, state of Massachusetts and the federal agencies involved for all of their costs (which are really ours because we pay the taxes).