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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Rev. Haggard is Miraculously Cured from Homosexuality in Three Months (That's a Record)

One of the reverends who was involved for three months in the "intensive counseling" of disgraced Rev. Ted Haggard says that Rev. Haggard is convinced he is now "completely heterosexual."


Rev. Tim Ralph told The Denver Post that Haggard realized he "is completely heterosexual" during therapy.

Yeah, I'm Elvis, you're the Cookie Monster and cows grow on trees.

Rev. Haggard resigned as president of the National Association of Evangelicals last year after he admitted to hiring male prostitute Mike Jones (who had 'outed' Haggard) and purchasing methamphetamine from Jones. But Haggard claimed he never used the drug even though part of his treatment was for drug abuse.
How interesting!!

Rev. Ralph said about Haggard's new-found heterosexuality: "That is something he discovered [during therapy]. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing." However, Jones claimed he was hired by Haggard dozens of times over a number of years.

In his first communication with church members in three months, Haggard sent an email last Sunday in which he said his wife was working on obtaining a master's degrees in psychology.

How ironic, no? I mean she knows he's a liar and a cheater. Maybe she is trying to figure out why she stays with him.
UMMM, hello, do you really need a masters in psychology to get it? Mrs. Haggard, please, your husband can't become heterosexual just like a heterosexual can't just become a homosexual. Monkey scratches his head.

"Nobody is saying he can't go back into ministry," Rev. Ralph said. "Somewhere down the road, that could very well happen, and that would be wonderful."


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1 Comments:
DonPato said...

Wow Rev. Haggard must really want his job back? That’s amazing now he’s straight, but then he was straight before right? He just had a gay relationship? Of course that just proves we CHOOSE to be gay as all those Evangelist claim. So you can just switch back and forth sort of like turning on the four-wheel drive and turning it off again. How many of your guys can switch back and forth like that?

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